Will you let go of that stupid pizza already?
I can't, it's for the customer!
Who cares about the customer?
I do!
Well, I don't!
[gasps] Squidward!
SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 1
“Pizza Delivery” · Season 1
In this episode: Squidward (3), Abrasive SpongeBob (2), Tom (1)
Will you let go of that stupid pizza already?
I can't, it's for the customer!
Who cares about the customer?
I do!
Well, I don't!
[gasps] Squidward!
Give it to me!
No! We promised it's for the customer!
[calms down] You're right. It's for the customer.
Yeah!
Maybe we better check on it, make sure it's okay.
Well?
Just a peek. [opens the box]
[quickly shuts it] Okay, it's fine.
No, I think I saw something. [opens the box] Oh. No. I was wrong. Looks okay. Sure is a fine-looking pizza.
Yeah...
What's that? Is that the cheese?
Yeah...
And the pepperoni?
Yeah...
Ooh, looks good, huh?
Wait a second! I know what you're trying to do, Squidward! I'm not letting you eat the pizza!
Give me that pizza!
No!
Don't make me take it away from you, SpongeBob!
Get away!
[starts chasing SpongeBob] Get back here, SpongeBob! Give me that pizza!
No!
SpongeBob!
No!
SpongeBob!
No!
[Squidward becomes too tired to chase SpongeBob]
[after Tom insults SpongeBob by not taking the pizza and slamming the door in his face, Squidward angrily walks up to the house and knocks on the door] Another one?! Look, I told your little friend I ain't paying for that!
Well, this one's on the house! [slams the pizza box in Tom's face]
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