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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 1

“Pizza Delivery” quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants

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“Pizza Delivery” · Season 1

In this episode: Squidward (3), Abrasive SpongeBob (2), Tom (1)

Give it to me!

No! We promised it's for the customer!

[calms down] You're right. It's for the customer.

Yeah!

Maybe we better check on it, make sure it's okay.

Well?

Just a peek. [opens the box]

[quickly shuts it] Okay, it's fine.

No, I think I saw something. [opens the box] Oh. No. I was wrong. Looks okay. Sure is a fine-looking pizza.

Yeah...

What's that? Is that the cheese?

Yeah...

And the pepperoni?

Yeah...

Ooh, looks good, huh?

Wait a second! I know what you're trying to do, Squidward! I'm not letting you eat the pizza!

Give me that pizza!

No!

Don't make me take it away from you, SpongeBob!

Get away!

[starts chasing SpongeBob] Get back here, SpongeBob! Give me that pizza!

No!

SpongeBob!

No!

SpongeBob!

No!

[Squidward becomes too tired to chase SpongeBob]

TTom (orange)

[after Tom insults SpongeBob by not taking the pizza and slamming the door in his face, Squidward angrily walks up to the house and knocks on the door] Another one?! Look, I told your little friend I ain't paying for that!

Well, this one's on the house! [slams the pizza box in Tom's face]

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