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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 1

Buckley and SpongeBob in “Ripped Pants”

BBuckley

May I help you?

SpongeBob

I'll take a banana split.

BBuckley

Uh, we don't have that.

SpongeBob

That's okay, I already "split" my pants. Get it?

[Sandy laughs]

BBuckley

[sarcastically] Tee-hee. Anything else?

SpongeBob

How about, "ripple"? [Sandy laughs some more] No thanks, already got one.

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