There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating: The Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty... with a Help Wanted sign in the window. For years I've been dreaming of this moment. I'm gonna go in there, march straight to the manager, look at him straight in the eye, lay it on the line and... I can't do this! [starts to run home and Patrick stops him] Patrick!
Where do you think you're going?
I was just-
No, you're not. You're going to the Krusty Krab, and get that job!
I can't! Don't you see!? I'm not good enough!
Whose first words were "May I take your order?"
Mine were.
Who made a spatula out of toothpicks in woodshop?
I did.
Who's a, uh, who's uh, oh... Who's a big yellow cube with holes?
I AM!
Who's ready?
I'm ready!
Who's ready?
I'm ready!
Who's ready?!
I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!
[wiping graffiti off of the window of the restaurant as he notices SpongeBob running towards it] Oh no, SpongeBob. What could he possibly want?
I'm ready! I'm ready!
[runs inside and screams] Mr. Krabs! Hurry, Mr. Krabs, before it's too late, I gotta tell you about-
Permission to come aboard, Captain! [in French accent] I've been training my whole life for the day I could join the Krusty Krew, [normal voice] and now I'm ready. So, uh, when do I start?
Well, boy, it looks like you don't even have your sea legs.
Mr. Krabs, please! I'll prove I'm fry cook material! Ask Squidward, he'll vouch for me.
No.
Well, boy, we'll give ya a test, and if ya pass, you'll be on the Krusty Krew. Go out and fetch me...a...uh, hydrodynamic spatula...with, um, port-and-starboard-attachments, and, uh...turbo drive. And don't come back til ya get one.
Aye aye, captain! One hydrodynamic spatula, with port-and-starboard attachments, turbo drive, coming right up, sir!
Carry on! We'll never see that lubber again.
You're terrible. A hydro-what?
[Squidward and Mr. Krabs laugh]