TV show quotes
[The opening scene; Patricia is walking down the street]
Hi, Carl!
[off-screen] Hello!
Patricia! How's my favorite platypus?
Ya know. I was thinking of taking a vacation, but, today's so perfect, why leave.
[A bird mutant sings, when suddenly, a crashing sound was heard]
[Patricia decides to take a vacation, so she goes to ask her friends to watch her house while she's away]
I wish I could, Patricia! But, I'm going on a trip too!
[notices a rope] Uh. What's tied to the other end of that rope?
My destiny! Actually, it's a...[gets flinged away]
[Peri and Entree offer to watch Patricia's house, while she's away]
Aww! They're so cute!
[POV, deep laughing]
[deep voice] I just wanna eat those little faces!
[deep chomping]
[This scares the Mole-asters and they hurry back to their cage and locks themselves up]
We were just talking.
Previously on Spliced!
[Flashback to Entree falling asleep on Patricia]
[Entree yawns and lies down on Patricia. The flashback ends]
Yeah! Entree is a quick sleeper!
I'm going to the hospital to see if they have any ribs, ya know, cuz mine are broken!
[chanting indistinctively]
[The residents of Keep-Away Island wake up to the sound of this]
You two are out of your thorns!
[The residents have torches and pitchforks and they chase after Peri and Entree]
Beautiful! Untamed! Majestic! Yes! It's your friend, the rock! [shows Princess Pony Ape Hands] Feeling lonely? Not anymore with rock! But, don't forget to clean up after it! [shows Fuzzy about to brush his teeth] Don't use that old toothbrush, friend! Give rock a try!
I don't see how...
I said give rock a try! [Fuzzy uses rock to brush his teeth, then the scene cuts to Peri trying to open a jar of mayonnaise] Can't open that jar of mayonnaise? Rock can help!
Uh. I rather not!
[A rock breaks the jar of mayonnaise]
[shows Patricia reading a book] Having trouble reaching that camera?
What?! No! No! No! I'm fine!
You need a rock!
[Rock knocks the camera off the high shelf]
[gets frustrated] Ugh! Entree!
Rock! A friend in every pile!
[Suddenly, Princess Pony Ape Hands, Fuzzy, Peri and Patricia appear]
Entree! We've been through this! You're not a commercial!
Uh. Rock is available everywhere! Pick one up today!
Oh. Don't tempt us!
[Entree runs away screaming as his friends proceed to chase and attack him]
This is the last day on earth for you!
Rock, because, diarrhea, indigestion, nausea, and severe beatings from friends!
[Opening Scene, Octo-Cat was running away from Mister Smarty Smarts firing his ray gun]
Meow! MMMMMEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW!
A few days earlier!
Whee! High!
Wow!
[Patricia puts a rope and Peri takes one end of the rope and he and Entree gets flung to the air]
Okay, then!
[Outside, unbeknownst of her, Peri and Entree fall on the ground. Scene cuts to the story, where Marzipan Meadows gets an idea and falls down the cliff and bounces off the mushrooms and lands on the other side]
You won't be so lucky next time, Marzipan Meadows!
And maybe next time, you won't be so ugly!
[The Native Mole-Sters starts laughing and making fun of him.]
Won't anyone please look at my baby?! [notices Two-Legs Joe appearing]
Nope! [stomps on Mister Smarty Smarts]
[Entree, Patricia and Two-Legs Joe rush over to Peri]
Peri!
You're alright!
Somewhere inside that killer machine, there's a little heart beating, a heart beating for friendship. [hears Wunny Sharbit harming a buppy] That I'm not gonna look forward to today!
[Peri, Entree, Two-Legs Joe and Patricia all runs away screaming as Wunny Sharbit chases after them]
[Mister Smarty Smarts and Two-Legs Joe, both fed up with Peri and Entree, went to their happy place, but, discover that they're at the same place together]
Ahh!
Ahh!
[simultaneously] My hidden slice of paradise! [suddenly realizes each other] What are you doing here?
[feels tired after a long day of helping her friends] I really need someone to help me help them! [then, gets an idea and laughs] Who's a smart platypus? Me is! I mean, I is! I mean... Oh. Forget it!
I just haven't showered in a month.... Every month... Im a Dirty Cowboy.
Umm, where is she?
DON'T STEP ON HER! [shows a pancake]
Helen is a pancake?!
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