Hey, Patricia! Did you know that Peri's the best car mechanic on Keep Away Island?
Really? Well. He could help me get old Suzy here running!
You betcha! Now, let's... [accidentally stabs Entree with a wrench]
Spliced · Season 1
Hey, Patricia! Did you know that Peri's the best car mechanic on Keep Away Island?
Really? Well. He could help me get old Suzy here running!
You betcha! Now, let's... [accidentally stabs Entree with a wrench]
Hey, Two-Legs Joe! Did you know that Peri's the best house painter on Keep Away Island?
Really? I have no idea!
Me neither!
[Eventually, Peri accidentally puts Two-Legs Joe's house on fire]
You better hope you two are good at RUNNING!
[runs away, screaming]
Strike!
Uh. Technically, it was a spare!
Maybe we should play a different game!
Like Bucket–Stick–Fruit–Ball?
Whoo-hoo!
Mad scientist says stand on your head. [Entree stands on his hand] Mad scientist says spin around in circles. [Entree spins around] Eat your own arm. [Entree puts his arm in his mouth and starts chewing on it] I didn't says mad scientist says.
[pulls his arm out of his mouth and we see him holding a sandwich covered in mucus] Want a bite?
No, that's gross. [looks inside Entree's mouth] Do you have any turkey?
[Mister Smarty Smarts pours the stuff in the blender, Octocat blends them and rolls the dough. And when Mister Smarty Smarts puts the bread in the oven and it explodes]
Meow!
You're right! That was never going to work! I'll just invent a machine or something!
[Mister Smarty Smarts pours the stuff in the blender, Octocat blends them and rolls the dough. And when Mister Smarty Smarts puts the bread in the oven and it explodes again]
Meow!
You're right! I can't believe we did that twice!
[Peri and Entree have both jump off a cliff to escape Princess Pony Apehands]
Whee!
[While Peri slides down the cliff, Entree falls down a rocky cliff, then, some thorns and bounces off the tree, it happens again and again, until Princess Pony Apehands eats him, then spits him out and Entree lands on the ground]
[As Peri and Entree are flying down the streets, they come back and take a pie from Patricia's house, before flying off]
How do they do that?!
[Entree turns on the light of the fridge and then, finds signs, realizing that Aperitif is not who he seems]
[gasps] Uh Oh! [goes to warn his friends about this] Peri! Patricia! Two Legs Joe! Don't trust Aperitif!
[The gang puts Aperitif back in the fridge]
Au revoir, amigo!
[Entree lays on the ground]
Entree! Get out of the street!
Can't you just move the street out from under me?
Mayo-Dome!
Yeah! Mayo-Dome!
[Eventually, Peri and Entree gets chased by Wunny Sharbit, Patricia relaxed and watch this scene]
Ya know what, guys? Yeah! I'm feeling a lot better!
That’s great, Patricia!
Can you let us out now! Please?
Yeah! Ask me again, umm, tomorrow! Yeah!
[Patricia continues to relax as Peri and Entree continue to get chased by the Wunny Sharkbit.]
Unless the future has a chair and a pair of earplugs, I'm not looking forward to it.
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