Entree quotes from Spliced

Entree

[gasps] Uh Oh! [goes to warn his friends about this] Peri! Patricia! Two Legs Joe! Don't trust Aperitif!

Entree

Au revoir, amigo!

Entree

I just haven't showered in a month.... Every month... Im a Dirty Cowboy.

Entree

Hey, Patricia! Did you know that Peri's the best car mechanic on Keep Away Island?

Patricia

Really? Well. He could help me get old Suzy here running!

Peri

You betcha! Now, let's... [accidentally stabs Entree with a wrench]

Entree

Hey, Two-Legs Joe! Did you know that Peri's the best house painter on Keep Away Island?

Two-Legs Joe

Really? I have no idea!

Peri

Me neither!

Two-Legs Joe

You better hope you two are good at RUNNING!

[runs away, screaming]

Peri

Strike!

Entree

Uh. Technically, it was a spare!

Peri

Maybe we should play a different game!

Entree

Like Bucket–Stick–Fruit–Ball?

Peri

Whoo-hoo!

Peri

Mad scientist says stand on your head. [Entree stands on his hand] Mad scientist says spin around in circles. [Entree spins around] Eat your own arm. [Entree puts his arm in his mouth and starts chewing on it] I didn't says mad scientist says.

Entree

[pulls his arm out of his mouth and we see him holding a sandwich covered in mucus] Want a bite?

Peri

No, that's gross. [looks inside Entree's mouth] Do you have any turkey?

Two Legs Joe

Entree! Get out of the street!

Entree

Can't you just move the street out from under me?

Entree

Mayo-Dome!

Peri

Yeah! Mayo-Dome!

Patricia

Ya know what, guys? Yeah! I'm feeling a lot better!

Peri

That’s great, Patricia!

Entree

Can you let us out now! Please?

Patricia

Yeah! Ask me again, umm, tomorrow! Yeah!

Peri

Aww! They're so cute!

[POV, deep laughing]

Peri

[deep voice] I just wanna eat those little faces!

Entree

[deep chomping]

Entree

Beautiful! Untamed! Majestic! Yes! It's your friend, the rock! [shows Princess Pony Ape Hands] Feeling lonely? Not anymore with rock! But, don't forget to clean up after it! [shows Fuzzy about to brush his teeth] Don't use that old toothbrush, friend! Give rock a try!

I don't see how...

Entree

I said give rock a try! [Fuzzy uses rock to brush his teeth, then the scene cuts to Peri trying to open a jar of mayonnaise] Can't open that jar of mayonnaise? Rock can help!

Peri

Uh. I rather not!

Entree

[shows Patricia reading a book] Having trouble reaching that camera?

Patricia

What?! No! No! No! I'm fine!

Entree

You need a rock!

Patricia

[gets frustrated] Ugh! Entree!

Entree

Rock! A friend in every pile!

Peri

Entree! We've been through this! You're not a commercial!

Entree

Uh. Rock is available everywhere! Pick one up today!

Patricia

Oh. Don't tempt us!

Patricia

This is the last day on earth for you!

Entree

Rock, because, diarrhea, indigestion, nausea, and severe beatings from friends!

Peri

Whee! High!

Entree

Wow!

Entree

Peri!

Patricia

You're alright!

Peri

Somewhere inside that killer machine, there's a little heart beating, a heart beating for friendship. [hears Wunny Sharbit harming a buppy] That I'm not gonna look forward to today!