Beautiful! Untamed! Majestic! Yes! It's your friend, the rock! [shows Princess Pony Ape Hands] Feeling lonely? Not anymore with rock! But, don't forget to clean up after it! [shows Fuzzy about to brush his teeth] Don't use that old toothbrush, friend! Give rock a try!
I don't see how...
I said give rock a try! [Fuzzy uses rock to brush his teeth, then the scene cuts to Peri trying to open a jar of mayonnaise] Can't open that jar of mayonnaise? Rock can help!
Uh. I rather not!
[A rock breaks the jar of mayonnaise]
[shows Patricia reading a book] Having trouble reaching that camera?
What?! No! No! No! I'm fine!
You need a rock!
[Rock knocks the camera off the high shelf]
[gets frustrated] Ugh! Entree!
Rock! A friend in every pile!
[Suddenly, Princess Pony Ape Hands, Fuzzy, Peri and Patricia appear]
Entree! We've been through this! You're not a commercial!
Uh. Rock is available everywhere! Pick one up today!
Oh. Don't tempt us!
[Entree runs away screaming as his friends proceed to chase and attack him]
This is the last day on earth for you!
Rock, because, diarrhea, indigestion, nausea, and severe beatings from friends!
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