A character in Spliced
Voiced by Pat McKenna
Spliced · 33 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Spliced: in 7 of its 33 quotes
Most scenes with: Entree (2), Peri (2), Patricia (2)
Hey, Two-Legs Joe! Did you know that Peri's the best house painter on Keep Away Island?
Two-Legs JoeReally? I have no idea!
Me neither!
[Eventually, Peri accidentally puts Two-Legs Joe's house on fire]
Two-Legs JoeYou better hope you two are good at RUNNING!
[runs away, screaming]
[Entree lays on the ground]
Two Legs JoeEntree! Get out of the street!
Can't you just move the street out from under me?
[The opening scene; Patricia is walking down the street]
Hi, Carl!
[off-screen] Hello!
Two-Legs JoePatricia! How's my favorite platypus?
Ya know. I was thinking of taking a vacation, but, today's so perfect, why leave.
[A bird mutant sings, when suddenly, a crashing sound was heard]
[chanting indistinctively]
[The residents of Keep-Away Island wake up to the sound of this]
Two-Legs JoeYou two are out of your thorns!
[The residents have torches and pitchforks and they chase after Peri and Entree]
Won't anyone please look at my baby?! [notices Two-Legs Joe appearing]
Two-Legs JoeNope! [stomps on Mister Smarty Smarts]
[Mister Smarty Smarts and Two-Legs Joe, both fed up with Peri and Entree, went to their happy place, but, discover that they're at the same place together]
Ahh!
Two-Legs JoeAhh!
[simultaneously] My hidden slice of paradise! [suddenly realizes each other] What are you doing here?
Quack like a duck!
Two-Legs JoeQuack! Quack! Quack!
[laughs] Nice! Now, clean my bathroom!
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