A character in Spliced
Voiced by Rob Stefaniuk
Spliced · 33 quotes
Tied for 1st most-quoted character in Spliced: in 16 of its 33 quotes
Most scenes with: Entree (12), Patricia (6), Two-Legs Joe (2)
[Peri and Entree have both jump off a cliff to escape Princess Pony Apehands]
PeriWhee!
[While Peri slides down the cliff, Entree falls down a rocky cliff, then, some thorns and bounces off the tree, it happens again and again, until Princess Pony Apehands eats him, then spits him out and Entree lands on the ground]
Hey, Patricia! Did you know that Peri's the best car mechanic on Keep Away Island?
Really? Well. He could help me get old Suzy here running!
PeriYou betcha! Now, let's... [accidentally stabs Entree with a wrench]
Hey, Two-Legs Joe! Did you know that Peri's the best house painter on Keep Away Island?
Really? I have no idea!
PeriMe neither!
[Eventually, Peri accidentally puts Two-Legs Joe's house on fire]
You better hope you two are good at RUNNING!
[runs away, screaming]
PeriStrike!
Uh. Technically, it was a spare!
PeriMaybe we should play a different game!
Like Bucket–Stick–Fruit–Ball?
PeriWhoo-hoo!
PeriMad scientist says stand on your head. [Entree stands on his hand] Mad scientist says spin around in circles. [Entree spins around] Eat your own arm. [Entree puts his arm in his mouth and starts chewing on it] I didn't says mad scientist says.
[pulls his arm out of his mouth and we see him holding a sandwich covered in mucus] Want a bite?
PeriNo, that's gross. [looks inside Entree's mouth] Do you have any turkey?
Mayo-Dome!
PeriYeah! Mayo-Dome!
[Eventually, Peri and Entree gets chased by Wunny Sharbit, Patricia relaxed and watch this scene]
Ya know what, guys? Yeah! I'm feeling a lot better!
PeriThat’s great, Patricia!
Can you let us out now! Please?
Yeah! Ask me again, umm, tomorrow! Yeah!
[Patricia continues to relax as Peri and Entree continue to get chased by the Wunny Sharkbit.]
[Peri and Entree offer to watch Patricia's house, while she's away]
PeriAww! They're so cute!
[POV, deep laughing]
Peri[deep voice] I just wanna eat those little faces!
[deep chomping]
[This scares the Mole-asters and they hurry back to their cage and locks themselves up]
We were just talking.
Previously on Spliced!
[Flashback to Entree falling asleep on Patricia]
[Entree yawns and lies down on Patricia. The flashback ends]
PeriYeah! Entree is a quick sleeper!
I'm going to the hospital to see if they have any ribs, ya know, cuz mine are broken!
Peri[chanting indistinctively]
[The residents of Keep-Away Island wake up to the sound of this]
You two are out of your thorns!
[The residents have torches and pitchforks and they chase after Peri and Entree]
Beautiful! Untamed! Majestic! Yes! It's your friend, the rock! [shows Princess Pony Ape Hands] Feeling lonely? Not anymore with rock! But, don't forget to clean up after it! [shows Fuzzy about to brush his teeth] Don't use that old toothbrush, friend! Give rock a try!
I don't see how...
I said give rock a try! [Fuzzy uses rock to brush his teeth, then the scene cuts to Peri trying to open a jar of mayonnaise] Can't open that jar of mayonnaise? Rock can help!
PeriUh. I rather not!
[A rock breaks the jar of mayonnaise]
[shows Patricia reading a book] Having trouble reaching that camera?
What?! No! No! No! I'm fine!
You need a rock!
[Rock knocks the camera off the high shelf]
[gets frustrated] Ugh! Entree!
Rock! A friend in every pile!
[Suddenly, Princess Pony Ape Hands, Fuzzy, Peri and Patricia appear]
PeriEntree! We've been through this! You're not a commercial!
Uh. Rock is available everywhere! Pick one up today!
Oh. Don't tempt us!
[Entree runs away screaming as his friends proceed to chase and attack him]
This is the last day on earth for you!
Rock, because, diarrhea, indigestion, nausea, and severe beatings from friends!
PeriWhee! High!
Wow!
[Patricia puts a rope and Peri takes one end of the rope and he and Entree gets flung to the air]
[Entree, Patricia and Two-Legs Joe rush over to Peri]
Peri!
You're alright!
PeriSomewhere inside that killer machine, there's a little heart beating, a heart beating for friendship. [hears Wunny Sharbit harming a buppy] That I'm not gonna look forward to today!
[Peri, Entree, Two-Legs Joe and Patricia all runs away screaming as Wunny Sharbit chases after them]
Umm, where is she?
DON'T STEP ON HER! [shows a pancake]
Helen is a pancake?!
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