Patricia quotes from Spliced ... TV Quotes Database

Voiced by Katie Crown

3rd most-quoted character in Spliced: in 13 of its 33 quotes
Most scenes with: Peri (6), Entree (5), Two-Legs Joe (2)

Lines by Patricia 3

[As Peri and Entree are flying down the streets, they come back and take a pie from Patricia's house, before flying off]

Patricia

How do they do that?!

S1 E4 Fairly Odd Princesses / Brothers in Farms

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Patricia

[feels tired after a long day of helping her friends] I really need someone to help me help them! [then, gets an idea and laughs] Who's a smart platypus? Me is! I mean, I is! I mean... Oh. Forget it!

S1 E21 Living Hellp / Sgt. Snuggums

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Patricia

[disguises herself as Entree] Watch and learn! [knocks on the door, as Entree] Hey, Joe! It's your good friend, Entree! I brought you... [hears Two-Legs Joe roaring and tries to run, but, the door collapsed on her]

S1 E25 Mr. Wrinkles in Time / Bite, Shuffle, and Moan

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Scenes with Patricia 10

Entree

Hey, Patricia! Did you know that Peri's the best car mechanic on Keep Away Island?

Patricia

Really? Well. He could help me get old Suzy here running!

Peri

You betcha! Now, let's... [accidentally stabs Entree with a wrench]

S1 E1 Bowled Over / Stuck Together

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[Eventually, Peri and Entree gets chased by Wunny Sharbit, Patricia relaxed and watch this scene]

Patricia

Ya know what, guys? Yeah! I'm feeling a lot better!

Peri

That’s great, Patricia!

Entree

Can you let us out now! Please?

Patricia

Yeah! Ask me again, umm, tomorrow! Yeah!

[Patricia continues to relax as Peri and Entree continue to get chased by the Wunny Sharkbit.]

S1 E6 Honorary Freak / Come to the Dork Side

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[The opening scene; Patricia is walking down the street]

Patricia

Hi, Carl!

CCarl

[off-screen] Hello!

Two-Legs Joe

Patricia! How's my favorite platypus?

Patricia

Ya know. I was thinking of taking a vacation, but, today's so perfect, why leave.

[A bird mutant sings, when suddenly, a crashing sound was heard]

S1 E8 Amazon / Juice

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[Patricia decides to take a vacation, so she goes to ask her friends to watch her house while she's away]

FFuzzy

I wish I could, Patricia! But, I'm going on a trip too!

Patricia

[notices a rope] Uh. What's tied to the other end of that rope?

FFuzzy

My destiny! Actually, it's a...[gets flinged away]

S1 E8 Amazon / Juice

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Patricia

We were just talking.

NNarrator

Previously on Spliced!

[Flashback to Entree falling asleep on Patricia]

Patricia

[Entree yawns and lies down on Patricia. The flashback ends]

Peri

Yeah! Entree is a quick sleeper!

Patricia

I'm going to the hospital to see if they have any ribs, ya know, cuz mine are broken!

S1 E8 Amazon / Juice

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Entree

Beautiful! Untamed! Majestic! Yes! It's your friend, the rock! [shows Princess Pony Ape Hands] Feeling lonely? Not anymore with rock! But, don't forget to clean up after it! [shows Fuzzy about to brush his teeth] Don't use that old toothbrush, friend! Give rock a try!

FFuzzy

I don't see how...

Entree

I said give rock a try! [Fuzzy uses rock to brush his teeth, then the scene cuts to Peri trying to open a jar of mayonnaise] Can't open that jar of mayonnaise? Rock can help!

Peri

Uh. I rather not!

[A rock breaks the jar of mayonnaise]

Entree

[shows Patricia reading a book] Having trouble reaching that camera?

Patricia

What?! No! No! No! I'm fine!

Entree

You need a rock!

[Rock knocks the camera off the high shelf]

Patricia

[gets frustrated] Ugh! Entree!

Entree

Rock! A friend in every pile!

[Suddenly, Princess Pony Ape Hands, Fuzzy, Peri and Patricia appear]

Peri

Entree! We've been through this! You're not a commercial!

Entree

Uh. Rock is available everywhere! Pick one up today!

Patricia

Oh. Don't tempt us!

[Entree runs away screaming as his friends proceed to chase and attack him]

Patricia

This is the last day on earth for you!

Entree

Rock, because, diarrhea, indigestion, nausea, and severe beatings from friends!

S1 E9 Stupid Means Never Having To Say I'm Sorry / Cube Whacked

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Patricia

Okay, then!

[Outside, unbeknownst of her, Peri and Entree fall on the ground. Scene cuts to the story, where Marzipan Meadows gets an idea and falls down the cliff and bounces off the mushrooms and lands on the other side]

SDr. Spazahosen

You won't be so lucky next time, Marzipan Meadows!

MMMarzipan Meadows

And maybe next time, you won't be so ugly!

[The Native Mole-Sters starts laughing and making fun of him.]

S1 E13 Compu–Peri / Marzipan Meadows and the Kingdom of Adventure

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[Entree, Patricia and Two-Legs Joe rush over to Peri]

Entree

Peri!

Patricia

You're alright!

Peri

Somewhere inside that killer machine, there's a little heart beating, a heart beating for friendship. [hears Wunny Sharbit harming a buppy] That I'm not gonna look forward to today!

[Peri, Entree, Two-Legs Joe and Patricia all runs away screaming as Wunny Sharbit chases after them]

S1 E15 Walkie–Talkie Spinesuckie / My Fair Sharkbunny

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Patricia

Umm, where is she?

PEPeri and Entree

DON'T STEP ON HER! [shows a pancake]

Patricia

Helen is a pancake?!

S1 E24 Helen / The Count of Pinchy Crabbo

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Patricia