[Tossing a bunch of towels into the sauna] Here are your towels!
[From inside the sauna] We don't need them!
SStacy
STUART!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
(to Mike whose pen has leaked in his mouth when he was chewing on it) Your mouth is blue. Did you have a snow cone?
(about a giant statue giving the finger) Mike, its huge! Where can we put it?
How about my ex-wife's lawn?
(on delaying the funeral) A couple more hours wouldn't kill her ... again.
I understand. People are very excited to start mourning.
Or maybe she was just there to remind us that blowing your hair in the bathtub isn't a good idea.
Well, it's not all bad news.
How could you say that?
Well, for starters, it's not all my fault anymore.
I am not gonna do that unless he wakes up.
Ladies and gentlemen, Nikki's only rule of dating.
CClaudia
There was corpse at my wedding!
Hey, I know Paul's not an exciting guy...
FLFather Larry
Now Paul, your vows are to 'love Claudia, and to lose five pounds'?
Well, I wanted to combine my vows and New Year's resolutions.
(on Mike taking over) Are you sure this is legal?
What, are you wearing a wire?
(after putting a sandwich in the poor box) What? If they're poor, they're hungry.
ahhh seals!
CZCrazy Zoo Guy
actually they're sealions. Seals have more pronouced ear flaps.
I woke up this morning with a hangover and a swore wrist.
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