[to Peter, after she won a carnival prize]
Stick with me, tiger, and I'll teach you how to beat the odds.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[running through the X-Men mansion]
Nice, I come to the peaceful countryside and I wind up in the Pentagon.
[runs into a room of doors]
Gotta pick a door, any door. [goes through door] New rule, never visit the Pentagon without a road map.
[looks up to see two giant sentinels]
Okay, so I'm gonna be a little late getting home.
[after striking a Sentinel]
SStorm
Power of lighting strike again!
Uh, power of webshooters, get real sticky!
XProfessor Xavier
I wish I had an answer for you. I am sorry for your pain.
Don't worry about my pain, worry about yours if I mutate into a dangerous creature and you have to stop me. It's always the same. I can save the world ten times over, but when I end up needing help I'm on my own. So thanks, for nothing.
[about Landon]
I don't trust him.
You don't trust anyone.
And I'm usually right.
Penny for your thoughts, Spider-Man? I mean you no harm. I just want to talk.
I've heard that I want to hear from your X people. X-cuse me.
[to Landon]
What kind of a fool do you take me for?
Well personally, I wouldn't call you a fool. That would be an insult to fools everywhere.
Spider-Man! What have you done with Beast?
I don't know what you are talking about.
Yeah. Sure. Beast told you about this place. That's how I knew to find you here, looks like your memory needs a little help. [initiates his claws]
[As Spider-Man and Wolverine fight]
You boys are having so much fun! I hate to bust up the party, but I will anyway! [laughs and throws a pumpkin bomb at them]
[to Wolverine] We'll finish our conversation after I take care of Laughing Boy.
If you're lying, you're fillet of spider, pal. [unsheathes his claws]
I get the picture, Wolvy, but have you ever thought about seeing a manicurist about those things?
Subtlety's not your strong point, is it?
Heh, can't even spell the word.
You're the one with the nose, where to next?
[sniffs] What I smell, is trouble.
[sees soldiers approaching them] Good nose.
[After stealing Landon's mutant research data and leaving him with a computer virus]
Oh, I'm such a bad hacker! [flying away down a corridor] Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad...!
Nice tracking, Wolvy. Only problem is, there's no exit.
Then I'll just have to make one.
[seeing Wolverine claw a hole in the wall]
Nice.
[after Wolverine makes a hole in the wall]
Yep, claws are definitely more fun than doors.
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