Spider-Man quotes

You can kiss your webs goodnight, wall-crawler.

Next time, don't barge in without knocking.

Hobgoblin

Why does my business with you keep getting interrupted, Landon?

Ever heard of karma?

Beast

Spider-Man, keep us still or Wolverine is lost to us.

No problem, but whatever you do just don't make me laugh.

Wolverine

Any calls while I was out?

Wolverine

That's no way to treat a lady, pal. [gets smacked down as he attempts to free her]

You sure showed him.

Wolverine

Shut up, you puny little geek!

Beast

So, there appears to be a keen scientific mind behind that garish mask, eh my friend?

Takes one to know one, blue boy.

Wolverine

Just remember, no matter what problems ya got, or mistakes you've made, ya don't have to carry the load by yourself. Ya got friends if you need 'em.

It's possible that this is some kind of intercity midnight ski team, but I don't think so.

Party's over for you crash dummies.

Do you ever use a door?

Uh-uh. Don't believe in 'em.

Morbius

Relax my princess, I would never let anything harm you.

Felicia

You I believe, Michael, [points to the cage of vampire bats] it's them I don't trust.

Mary Jane, I feel like a total knob for not having called her all week. But what can I say? Hi, I really like you and wanna go out with you. I want a relationship. By the way, I'm turning into a mutant. Next date'd be a horror movie.

Mary Jane

I think he's been avoiding me, Liz.

If a man avoids a major babe like you, it could only mean one thing.

Mary Jane

What?

He isn't human anymore.

Mary Jane

Yeah right.

Hey, Bruce, what do you think? It's not wrong for me to want to keep my powers, is it? I knew you'd agree.

Dr. Crawford tries to help me, and I run away. Just like I run away from Mary Jane. Do we sense a pattern here? Bruce, I finally figured out what I'm mutating into, a real jerk.