[as the Kingpin's searchlight shines on him and Silvermane]
You know, I've never been one to seek out the spotlight.
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[lowering Silvermaine down a chimney]
Sorry about this, but if you say "ho-ho-ho" real loud, there's less chance you'll get stuck.
[after watching the Scorpion's acid dissolve one of Doctor Octopus' mechanical arms]
Ouch, I'd hate to see the repair bill on that! Can't you find anybody coordinated to work with?
Huh? Don't tell me the Beluga whales are having a midnight clambake.
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Look, Spider-Man really is the thief.
[to himself] Oh, great, Jameson will probably be selling "Spider-Man Really Is The Thief" T-shirts by noon tomorrow.
[Mary Jane hung up the phone and ran from the Coffee Beam and Peter follows her.] Mary Jane! Hey! Wait up! Where are you going?
Look, Peter, I'm sorry, but there's some place. I gotta go, okay?
I can tag along and keep you company.
[blows a whistle at the cab to call for a ride and get into it] I'm a big girl now, I can take care of myself. So stop following me! [Shuts the cab door]
This probably doesn't got to do with me. That phone call got her really jumpy! Well, she asked Peter Parker to keep out of it. Never said a thing about Spider-Man. [leaps onto wall and lifts shirt to reveal costume]
[comes from behind and puts the pearl necklace around Mary Jane's neck which startled her] Boo, guess who? It's good to finally see you again, Red. It's been too long.
What is this?
I always said I'd give you the world. This is just the down payment.
[takes off the pearl necklace] Look, Morrie, our relationship is over! You were jealous, overbearing, and made my life miserable! So, leave me alone! [slams the pearl necklace back in Hydro-Man's hand]
[grabs Mary Jane's wrist] At least I never ran out on you like your father did!
[swipes her wrist free] You shut up about him! We were wrong for each other 2 years ago, and we're wrong now! That's all I came to tell you! [storms out the door]
Mary Jane, no- Wait!
[Looks at the unworn clothes] Hey! Where that guy go?
[Hydro-Man attempts to stalk her within the water fountain] Morrie!
Hey, hey. I know why you broke with me, Mary Jane. I have no car, no cash, no class; I was a nobody.
[looks at Mary Jane and Hydro-Man] How did he beat me here?
You just don't understand!
Oh, but I do. Things are different now. I can give you everything you've dreamed of. [grabs Mary Jane's wrist] You must come with me, there's something I have to show you!
[swipes her wrist free] I don't have to do anything! LEAVE ME ALONE!
Fine! Have it your way. I'll show you what I'm talking about right here! [controls the water and erupt the fountain into a geyser]
[looks up at the geyser] Kumbaya!
[Grabs Hydro-Man's hand] Hold it!
What are you doing here?
A 500 foot geyser in Washington square and you're wondering why I'm here? [Hydro-Man swipes his hand away from him and go near Mary Jane] [Jumps to hold back Hydro-Man] I said hold it!
There's nothing can do with you, Spider-Man. So, butt out!
Can't. They'd take away my superhero license. Anyway, this is a strict... No surfing ordinances in the park, dude. [Slings up the web at Hydro Man to cover and slammed him onto the roof and tries it again to shoot him; Hydro Man defends against it]
Pathetic. You don't really think you can match the power of Hydro-Man, do you?
Did you say Hydrant-Man? Dogs must love you!
It's Hydro-Man! And it's the last name you'll ever hear!
For somebody new to the supervillain gig, you've sure got the cliches down.
[to Spider-Man within a water silo]
Forget your water-wings, dude?
[to Mary Jane]
Do you want me to web swing you home?
[to picture of her father]
Guess we're not so different, huh, Dad? When things got tough, I turn tail and ran too, but not for long. The difference between us is I'm not going to run anymore, no matter what.
Three minutes under water. Do I get my merit badge?
[reaching the top of the skyscraper]
Looks like the end of the line.
That's right, nowhere left to run.
So why don't we all just take a break?
[wearily] You again. Haven't you figured out yet that you can't beat me?
I don't have to, slick. She already has.
Huh?
Don't you get it, Bench? She led you away from the water that feeds you. You're barely holding yourself together, pal. You're almost out of.. you.
[Looking at his arm and to Spider-Man] Why, Mary Jane? [to Mary Jane] Why?! I love you...!
You don't kidnap people you love, Morrie. And you don't force yourself on people you love. Morrie, it's over, we've gotta get you some help.
[shrieks with insane rage and tries to pulverize Spider-Man] I'LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS!
Morrie, no!
[Hydro-Man charging after him to jump at him] Bench, don't! [Jumps away from him]
[Shocked at Hydro-Man jumps onto the rooftop to be evaporated to death) He's evaporating! Does this mean he's... he's-
Not necessarily. H2O's infamous among solvents for its self-cohesiveness.
[giggles] Brother, you sound like my friend Peter Parker.
Hey, don't insult me.
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