Bilbo Bagshot, Tim and others in “Change”

I was like you once. Blonde hair. Scraggly little beard. Childlike ears. Full of beans, and spunk. I let my principles get in the way of things. I punched a bloke in the face once for saying Hawk the Slayer was rubbish.

Good for you.

Yeah, thanks. But that's not the point, Tim. The point is I was defending the fantasy genre with terminal intensity, when what I should have said was "Dad, you're right - but let's give Krull a try, and we'll discuss it later." [pause] The Phantom Menace was eighteen months ago, Tim!

I know Bilbo, but... it still hurts, you know? I mean, that kid wanted a Jar Jar doll!

Kids like Jar Jar!

Why?

What about the Ewoks eh? They were rubbish! You don't complain about them!

Yeah but Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin'... Shaft!