Tim in “Change”

[To a Star Wars: The Phantom Menace fan]

You are so blind! You so do not understand! You weren't there at the beginning. You don't know how good it was! How important! This is it for you! This jumped-up firework display of a toy advert! People like you make me sick! What's wrong with you?! Now, I don't care if you've saved up all your 50ps, take your pocket money, and GET OUT!

[The little boy runs out, crying]

What a prick.