Shelley and Randy in “Tegridy Farms Halloween Special”

Dad, you have to drive me to the book fair.

[chuckling] W-what?

Mom said you have to drive me because she's taking Stan trick-or-treating.

You're going to a book fair.

Yes.

On fucking Halloween?!

Yes!

I don't even know how to deal with you anymore. You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?!

You're my dad. Drive me to the book fair!

I will not! I have things to get ready! And nobody cares about books on Halloween, Shelley!

The last thing people in this town need is more marijuana! [kicks the table's leg off and jars of marijuana fall and shatter]

OH, MY GOD!!