Randy, Butters and others in “A Boy and a Priest”

[points to Butters after he unlocks the church doors] Ohhh! [laughs along with the other congregants]

Butters

There's no church today! You all are just gonna have to find somethin' better to do! [closes the doors and locks them up]

Hey. Hey! Open the door! Hey! Come on! [driving all the way home, moments later…] Well, this sucks. What are we supposed to do without church?

I just feel so empty.

What are you guys so upset about?

Shut up, Shelley!