Stan, Butters and others in “Truth and Advertising”

Think about it, you guys. From the moment that PC Principal took over Kyle has been different. Haven't you noticed?

Butters

Yeah.

He's distracting us, either because he's too afraid or because he- [Kyle arrives with his lunch and sits next to him; Butters is stunned that Kyle showed up]

Well what are you guys talking about?

Butters

Nothin'.

Stan's calling you a traitor.

What?!

Kyle, I think it's pretty obvious you don't want us investigating PC Principal.

And why do you think that, Stan?!

I don't know.

Because if anyone has a reason for us not mess with PC Principal, it's you! Let's not forget that Stan's dad is PC Principal's little bitch!

Butters

Wuh huh, that's a good point.

I am loving this right now.

My dad's stupid, not a bitch! This is about you being scared, Kyle!

It is you, isn't it?! That's why you're trying to shift the blame on me. That's very Cartman of you, Stan!

Hohh that's low. [smiles]

Don't you dare call me a Cartman!

N-ho, that's good! Just keep on distracting everybody! It seems to be working, Cartman!

[talking in Cartman's voice] FUCK YOU, KYLE! [delivers a left hook and Kyle falls off the lunch bench]