[Fairplay Motel room; Mr. Garrison, Principal Victoria, and Caitlyn Jenner have Randy tied up in a chair for interrogation]
[as Mr. Garrison splashes water on him] Hey, fuck you.
Wake up, dickhead.
Garrison? What the hell is wrong with you?
I'll tell you what's wrong with me. There's enemies to humanity out there wantin' to put an end to all of us, and there's assholes like you helpin' them out!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Whose idea was it to revitalize the shitty part of town into an arts-and-foods district called Shi Tpa Town?
All right, it was kind of my idea.
Son of a bitch.
What? To take one area of town that was crappy and gentrify it for the local people to enjoy? I thought we could keep it contained!
It doesn't contain. What's happened to South Park is happening everywhere. [takes out an album book] Thirty miles south of here in the town of Fairplay, they've changed the area north of downtown into NODOFOPA. A run-down area south of the capital in Cheyenne, Wyoming, is now historic SOCACHEYWO. Channel Street in mid-Chicago is being revitalized into Chimichanga.
Oh my God.
LODO, SOBRO, RIVMO… All happening at the same time. And it isn't just in the U.S. In Cairo, the area northwest of the third pyramid is NoWe3Pi. Three miles north of Auschwitz is NoMoAuchie. It goes on and on!
What does it mean?
In our town it all started when PC Principal arrived. He's part of a much larger conspiracy, and you're his lackey.
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