Sharon and Randy in “Sponsored Content”

Do you want to explain to me what "pussy crushing" is?

What?

Your little meetings you go to at night to discuss social justice?! It's just a way to pick up on young women?!

Sh-Sharon, most of the guys in my PC club are right out of college, alright? You know how college kids are.

I don't want you going over there anymore!

I don't cheat on you, Sharon! I'm happy. Look at what's happened to our town. We have ShiTpaTown, boutique restaurants and artisan shops. We have a fucking Whole Foods, and that was all me! Diverse people are moving here, and everyone is being aware of how they talk. This is paradise, Sharon!