Tweek, Craig and others in “Tweek x Craig”

I went through your phone when we went out last night, Craig. I saw your text to Michael about hooking up with him!

Wait, uh, that's, that's not what happened.

Oh, it's not?!

No. Uh, look, we both know this is for the better.

Oh, don't use that lame shit on me, man! You don't wanna feel bad, so you try and tell me what I want?

Wait, don't make me out to be the bad guy here.

[tearing up; voice cracks] No-ho, you're not the bad guy! You're never the bad guy, are you?! You, you just step on people and you use them!

You're going too far, dude. This is like, totally not necessary.

I'm going too far?! What is wrong with you?!

This wasn't part of the plan!

Well, guess what, Craig?! Love doesn't follow a plan!

Butters

Yeah!

I was totally wrong about you. I opened myself up and let you in. But you've got spikes, man. You've got spikes.