Alright, guys, I know there have been a lot of rumors flying around. Just wanted to check in, see if you have any questions for me.
Why are the Asian girls drawing pictures of us being gay?
What's wrong with being gay? Nothing is wrong with that.
But we aren't! I'm not!
I'm not either!
That is completely irrelevant, okay? What matters, and the reason I brought you in here, is that you understand affirmative consent.
What's that?
If there is a romantic relationship here, you have to make sure your partner is comfortable with any sexual exploration.
Agh!
Now, in a gay relationship it gets a little trickier, but you still have to follow some guidelines, alright?
But I'm not gay!!
I don't care about that, bro! Tweek, if—and I'm only saying if—at some point you wanted to touch Craig's penis, you just can't go grabbing for it. Alright? You need to say something like, "Craig, is it alright with you if I touch your penis?" Okay? Let's try it out.
No!
You want two weeks' detention instead? This is important!
[beat] ..Craig, can I touch your penis?
Okay, good. Now Craig, you might say, "You may touch my penis. I'm comfortable with that." [Craig stays still for a long beat] Or, of course, you could say, "No, you may not touch my penis at this time."
No, you may not!
Okay, now we're getting somewhere. Now Craig, what would you say if you wanted to take a gander at Tweek's asshole?
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