Mr. Biggle, Harriet and others in “Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers”

Have a seat, Henrietta.

Ooh, a little family chitchat.

Shut up, Mom.

Henrietta, as you know, your mother and I have been concerned about your behavior for some time.

Are we really doing this again?

We've had a hard time coping with the dark things you're into, but we've finally had some counseling, and apparently we're not the only parents who have a child that is... emo.

What??

But Daddy and I love our little muffin, even if she's emo or not.

I'm not a fucking emo! Don't you even know the fucking diff?!

Do you know how your foul language breaks your mother's heart?

Like calling Mommy, "Demon Jizz."

So listen, sweetie, we've found a camp.

No.

A camp which is for troubled kids like you, and you get to work outside and learn about responsibility.

I'm not going to any fucking camp!

It's for two weeks, and when you come back we can talk about earning back some of your privileges.

I won't come back because I'll be fucking dead. I'll walk out of that camp and I'll walk the streets until I probably get picked up and gang-banged by criminals until I'm bleeding out my fucking eyes!!

They have a horseshoe pit where you can challenge the other kids to horseshoes.