[talking about middle-grade school students] Dude, you know what they're going to do to a middle-class white boy like you? They're going to end you. You only have one shot or your ass is on the line, good luck on that.
[Kyle, Stan and Kenny walk away]
Maybe he's right. I'd better be careful, however. [later, Cartman is in the bathroom cutting his hair, then we cut to some scenes of a high school]
Students, quiet. Quiet, please. [someone throws a spitball at her] Give me your attention.
I'll give you my attention, all night long, Mrs. Miller. [everyone laughs, except Mrs. Miller]
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