[answers phone] Hello?
Dude, did you finish your math homework? I kind of lost track of time last night.
No, no, I hardly got any sleep. I had this whole messed up dream about some gay mayor guy taking us to Imaginationland where all these imaginary characters lived.
[beat] ..And then it got attacked by terrorists?
Yeah, how'd you know?!
Dude, I had the same dream! We jumped on the dragon's back and Butters got left behind!
[enters with teary Linda and Stephen] Stan, Stanley. You haven't seen your little friend Butters, have you?
Why?
Our darling Butters never came home last night!
What did they say?!
We don't want to jump to conclusions, but... we're worried that maybe somebody kidnapped Butters, sodomized him over and over again and then fed his genitals to wild animals. [Linda starts crying] There, there, darling.
..Dude...
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