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South Park · Season 10, Episode 10

Cartman, Sgt Murphy and others in “Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy”

Cartman

I don't believe it. She is using the Mel Gibson defense.

SMSgt Murphy

Do we still press charges?

SYSgt Yates

Who are we gonna convict? Johnny Walker?

RRandy

Poor woman, she's a victim. A hot victim.

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