“Tom, an elementary school teacher is under arrest...” – Reporter, South Park ... TV Quotes Database

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Tom, an elementary school teacher is under arrest for allegedly having an affair... with one of her young students. The case is shocking, due mostly to the fact that the teacher... is pretty hot, Tom. If the accusations are true, then... damn!

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