Stan, Cartman and others in “Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow”

Stan

It's MY fault. I broke the dam.

Cartman

Aw, man...

...Stanley...you?

No. Don't you see what this child is saying? We can't spend all our energy placing blame when something bad happens. He's saying...we all broke the dam.

Stan

No. I broke the dam.

I broke the dam.

I broke the dam.

I broke the dam.

Stan

No. I broke the dam.

And I broke the dam.

I broke the dam.

Cartman

He he...I broke the dam!

I broke the dam.

I broke the dam.

Stan

[trying to insist] I broke the dam. I ran a boat into the dam and I broke it.

I broke the dam.

I broke the dam.

I broke the dam.

I broke the dam.

Stan

No! I broke the fucking dam!

I broke the dam.

I broke the dam.

Stan

I literally broke the dam!

I broke the dam.

I broke the dam.

Stan

On a boat! That wasn't mine!

I broke the dam.

I broke the dam.

Stan

I kept it secret for two days!

I broke the dam.

I broke the dam.

Stan

The boat caught on fire and it exploded!

I broke the dam.

I broke the dam.

Stan

Aw, fuck it!