Global warming isn't happening right now. It's not what caused the Beaverton flood.
How do you know?
Because... I know what did cause the Beaverton flood.
George Bush?
No...
Terrorists?
No...
Communists?
No...
Chinese radicals?
No...
[brief pause]
...Cartman?
...kind of.
CARTMAN FLOODED BEAVERTON?!
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