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S9 E1

South Park · Season 9, Episode 1

Kyle, Gerald and others in “Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina”

Kyle

Mom? Dad? What's a sex-change operation?

GGerald

[taken aback] What? Uh, n-nothing. I'll explain it to you when you're a little older.

Kyle

But our teacher, Mr. Garrison? He just had his penis made into a vagina. How come?

IIke

Penis!

GGerald

Your teacher had a sex change? Oh my God!

IIke

Vagina!

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