Stephen Stotch and Cartman in “Jared Has Aides”

I'm just checking in on you, Butters. Do I hear the Television? We told you no television while you're grounded!

Cartman

[impersonating Butters] Oh, gee whiz, I'm not watching Television, Dad. I'm just laying around jacking it.

Jacking it? Jacking what?

Cartman

[impersonating Butters] Well, my hot, spicy boner, of course, Dad.

What?! Are you trying to get yourself in more trouble with that kind of language?

Cartman

[impersonating Butters] Aw, loosen up, you bloody vaginal belch.

Oh! You are gonna get it, mister! You just wait till I get home!

Cartman

[impersonating Butters] Bring it on, queer-bait. [hangs up] Ah, yeah.