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S2 E8

South Park · Season 2, Episode 8

Stan, Kyle and others in “Summer Sucks”

[The boys stop in front of a sign with "Stu's Fireworks" written on it]

Stan

Oh yeah, dude, it's summer. That means we've gotta buy fireworks!

Kyle

I saved up enough money to buy M-80s this year.

Stan

I saw in this movie once, where this guy stuck a firecracker up a cat's butt.

Kyle

Cool, maybe we can do that to Cartman's cat!

Cartman

Hey! If you so much as touch Kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nut sack and blow your balls all over your pants!

Stan

Jesus, Cartman!

Cartman

[his voice trailing off] Well, I'm just-- seriously now, don't mess with Kitty, now.

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