My weenies won't cook.
NNed
Mmmm-this wood won't burn-mm.
Well, Ned, looks like we'll have to use the old Indian fire trick.
NNed
Mmmm-yepper. [pours gasoline onto the burning wood, then catches fire] AAAAAHH!
Huhahaha! Hey, stop, drop, and roll, Ned! Ah ha haha!
[Ned accidentally tips the gas can over, creating a fire trail that leads to Jimbo's van, blowing it up]
SKStan and Kyle
Whoa!
God dammit, Ned! I just got that van. How the hell are we s'posed to get home?
NNed
Mmm-oh, it hurts! It hurts! Owwww!
Cartman [roasting a hot dog over Ned's flaming body]: Hey, guys. This works pretty good right nyah.
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