South Park · Season 20, Episode 10
“The End of Serialization as We Know It” · Season 20, Episode 10
In this episode: Sheila (4), Kyle Broflovski (2), Laura (2), Ike (1)
[In the Broflovski kitchen, Sheila is still locked in the pantry from the previous episode]
[furiously banging and pounding from behind] YOU BOYS BETTER NOT BE ON THAT COMPUTER! I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS! YOU LOCK YOUR MOTHER IN THE PANTRY?! I'LL LOCK YOU IN YOUR ROOMS FOREVER!!!
You are all dumb-ass... fuckwads. [as Sheila furiously twitches while entering his room after breaking out of the pantry] Lick my asshole, you Mexican... bitch.
[incredibly enraged] IKE!!! [Ike screams] YOU DARE LOCK ME IN THE PANTRY SO YOU CAN PLAY ON YOUR COMPUTER?! [runs for his computer, picks up the monitor, and smashes it to the floor]
Mommy!
YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
[screams as he runs out of his room and down the hallway into Gerald's study] Kyle!
IKE!
Shit! [gets off the computer]
Mommy got out!
YOU! You helped make your brother this way!
Mom, there's been a mistake. Ike isn't the school troll. We're trying to help the--
[interrupting] SHUT UP! Not another word from either of you! You're both grounded from the computer… FOREVER!
[Sheila runs up to the Tucker Residence, pounds on the front door and Laura answers]
Laura, have my boys come to see Craig? They're hiding from me! [Laura looks at her and breaks down, crying; confused] What? What, what?!
[sobbing] The son of a bitch. He's such a bastard! When you marry someone and you think you know them...
[not understanding] I don't know what you're talking about.
Troll Trace. [points to a laptop on the table] It's up and running. It can tell you anybody's Internet . I couldn't resist. I looked up my husband. The Web sites he's visited are just... disgusting!
May I use this a moment?
Sure. Type in any name. It'll show you everything they've ever done online. Be careful. You might not like what you see.
There's nothing here. Maybe Kyle was telling the truth. Oh, Laura! I think my boys were being honest with me!
About what?
I accused Ike of-- I can't really say. But this thing says he's clean! I gotta find my boys, Laura. Thank you so much!
It's not our kids we have to worry about. My husband was on three married-but-dating websites! He looked at porn 4,000 times in one month! Aren't you curious what your husband does? Huh? Sure he doesn't have any girlfriends?
No. I, I have to respect Gerald's privacy.
Sure, yeah, respect. Nice of you to give him that. Come on, you really think you can resist the urge to type in his name…just for a quick little look?
And so, life goes on. The end of civilization didn't happen. A massive electric pulse completely erased the Internet. We've been given a second chance. A mulligan. Anything we might be ashamed of, gone forever. Maybe now boys and girls can learn to respect each other again, and realize how careful our online lives have to be. Because we've all seen what happens when the Twitters, Facebooks, and trolls decide our reality. Now that we've been given this second chance, it's up to all of us to see what we do with it.
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