South Park · Season 20, Episode 9
“Not Funny” · Season 20, Episode 9
In this episode: Kyle Broflovski (4), Sheila (3), Ike (3)
[Broflovski Residence; Kyle's room]
[enraged] WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! HOW DARE YOU OUTRIGHT DEFY ME LIKE THAT?! Your brother was being punished for using the computer, and you just decide to leave with him?!
I just felt bad for him, Ma.
You felt BAD for him?! After all the horrible things he said to people online?! Your brother is a sick troll, Kyle! You just wait till your father gets home! [leaves Kyle's room, slamming the door closed]
"Officials have stated that all communication with Denmark has ended and that a military strike on the country is now imminent."
Yay!
"The President stated that since the--"
ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?! [Kyle and Ike scream and fall away from the computer] GET OFF THAT COMPUTER!!!
Mom, we were just using it to look at the news.
I DON'T CARE! I said, no computers! You kids are addicted to the Internet! You're sick, and you're addicted! It's changed your brother, and now it's turning you against me, Kyle!
I'm not against you, Mom.
You are! Your father goes away on business and all you do is defy me at every turn! The next time you defy me, it will be your last! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!
Yes, mom.
And when your father gets home from Denmark, you two are both going in for counseling.
Denmark?
What is Dad doing in Denmark?!
The government sent him over there to do paralegal training. So it would have been nice if you could have shown a little support!
Ike. It's time. I don't know if i'm strong enough to go through with this, but it's the only way now.
I know.
Just remember... I always loved you, little brother.
I love you, too, big brother.
Let's just get it over with.
Mommy?
Yes?
Suck my balls. You're a fat bitch. [runs off]
WHAAAAAAAAAT?! [gets out of her bed and chases after him downstairs to the kitchen] You get back here, you little monster! I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU! Don't you run away from me, Ike! Who do you think you are?! [to Kyle] Where is he?! Where is your brother?!
He's in the pantry.
Don't you try and hide from me now! [goes in the pantry] You are in big trouble, Ike! [Kyle shuts the door behind her and props a chair up under the door knob] Whaaat?! What, whaat?! Kyle! You open his door right now!! Open this door!!!
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