“Mysterion Rises” quotes from South Park

The boys state that there also used to be a member named the Coon actually in the group, but they let him go because he was being, quote: "a dick".

Mysterion, if Cartman's gone why are we still calling ourselves "Coon and Friends"?

Because it pisses Cartman off beyond belief and I find that [laughs] extremely funny.

What happened at those meetings?

Trust us, we don't remember. I know it sounds hard to believe but we were actually really drunk the entire time.

I don't find that hard to believe at all.

There are some superpowers that make yours look like nothing. Trust me, I know.

What... what is your power?

I can't die. [pause] I've experienced death, countless times. Sometimes I see a bright light, sometimes I see heaven or hell. But eventually, no matter what, I wake up in my bed, wearing my same old clothes. And the worst part, no one even remembers me dying. I go to school the next day and everyone's just like "oh, hey Kenny," even if they had seen me get decapitated with their own eyes. You wanna whine about curses, Hindsight, you're talking to the wrong fucking cowboy.

I'm so freaking stoked that Cthulhu is gonna squash all the happy-go-lucky conformists.

Yeah. I just hope he puts an end to the fucking Disney Channel.