“Dead Celebrities” quotes from South Park

Make Billy Mays go away, Kyle!

[whispering] I...see...dead celebrities...

Cartman

[on Stan's assertion that he doesn't get 'underwear blood' when eating Chipotle] Well, how nice for you, Stan. You may have a Golden Rectum of the Gods, but the rest of us need Chipotl-Away!

Hi, Billy Mays here for the little Country Handy Pillow. Are you tired of sitting in limbo? Lost somewhere between planes of existence? Well now there's a product that can help you--

Will somebody shut his fucking mouth?! I can't take it anymore!

This is bad enough without having to constantly listen to you try and sell your stupid crap, Mays!

With just two easy steps, I can climb over these seats and kick you right in the fucking balls!

As much as this sucks, it's better than living in a world where it costs $2 for a passenger vehicle to go through a toll booth in West Virginia.

Don't forget the electronic toll collection in Ohio.