[Mrs. Garrison defends a lesbian bar, called "Les Bos", from a Persian takeover]
Would you allow straight people in? Men?!
PMPersian Messenger
Well, we would allow whoever--
Choose your next words carefully, Persian!
PMPersian Messenger
Look, pal, we don't have to offer you anything, so...I don't know why you're being so difficult. This is crazy!
No. This isn't crazy. This...is..."Les Bos"!
[Mrs. Garrison kicks the Persian Messenger in the balls, in slow motion. The Persian Messenger screams in slow-motion agony]
FMFellow Messenger
How dare you!
[Mrs. Garrison twists her body in slow motion a la Oracle Girl from 300]
I saw the way you were looking at me. Scissoring me with your eyes.
Mayor, this is an outrage! We are being discriminated against as lesbians!
That's right. A proud lesbian. And our home is being taken away!
The bar has been sold to Persian club owners, I don't know what you want me to do about it.
Forbid the transaction! This is happening all over the country, Mayor.
Children, I have to tell you something that you might find shocking. [sighs] I'm gay.
I know you're actually a woman.
XXerxes
How...? How did you find that out?
I hired Mexicans to spy on you! They saw you working out at Curves.
XXerxes
You don't understand. Women can't be the boss in Persian culture. Nobody can know about this.
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