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S11 E6

South Park · Season 11, Episode 6

Mrs. Garrison, Persian Messenger and others in “D-Yikes!”

[Mrs. Garrison defends a lesbian bar, called "Les Bos", from a Persian takeover]

GMrs. Garrison

Would you allow straight people in? Men?!

PMPersian Messenger

Well, we would allow whoever--

GMrs. Garrison

Choose your next words carefully, Persian!

PMPersian Messenger

Look, pal, we don't have to offer you anything, so...I don't know why you're being so difficult. This is crazy!

GMrs. Garrison

No. This isn't crazy. This...is..."Les Bos"!

[Mrs. Garrison kicks the Persian Messenger in the balls, in slow motion. The Persian Messenger screams in slow-motion agony]

FMFellow Messenger

How dare you!

[Mrs. Garrison twists her body in slow motion a la Oracle Girl from 300]

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