South Park · Season 10, Episode 13
“Go God Go XII” · Season 10, Episode 13
In this episode: Eric Cartman (2), Sea Otter (2), Ms. Garrison (1), Repeated Line (1)
Our answer to the Great Question is the only logical one. Our Science is great. Let us not forget the great Richard Dawkins who finally freed the world of religion long ago. Dawkins knew that logic and reason were the way of the future, but it wasn't until he met his beautiful wife that he learned using logic and reason isn't enough. You have to be a dick to everyone who doesn't think like you.
Science damn it!
[Richard Dawkins runs out of Mrs. Garrison's house after discovering she is a post-op trans woman]
Fine then! Go ahead and leave, you atheist faggot! Have fun mocking God in hell, you queer!
Bark-bark. Hello, Eric, I have missed you.
Suck my balls, K-10. I'm not in the mood.
Maybe some otters do need to believe in something. Who knows, maybe just believing in God...makes God exist. [thoughtful, solemn pause]
Kill the Wise One! KILL THE WISE ONE!
[The Wise One is slaughtered by a mob of otters]
Kill the table-eaters, IN THE NAME OF ALMIGHTY SCIENCE!
Hey kid, somebody's on the phone for you.
Hello?
[on phone] Hello? Hello?
[cut to 2546, where Cartman and others are floating on purple bubbles, while using the Crank Prank Time Phone]
I know what you're thinking! Do not do it! You just need to be patient and wait for two months. Do you hear me?
[back to 2006, Cartman is now reluctant]
Aw, suck my balls, Kyle. [ends call, gives phone back to clerk and leaves]
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