Clay Morrow quotes from Sons of Anarchy

Clay

[to Ethan Zobelle] Look, I don't know what Darby told you, and I don't know what your angle is. But let me be real clear. Nobody threatens SAMCRO and nobody tells us what we can and can't do; black, brown, or white. So why don't you just climb back into your little German clown car and drive back to Nazi town because the next time you piss all over my shoes he will kill ya. And I don't give a shit how many witnesses there are.

Clay

[to Zobelle] You pay or you go away. Your choice, Adolph. Welcome to Charming.

Clay

You know, I don't give a shit what the plan is. I am tired of sitting here playing 'what happens if?' Zobelle tried to kill two of us in the last twelve hours. This charter doesn't wait any longer. We kill him!

Clay

[on why he won't tell Marcus, Ethan's an informant] Because he'd kill him...and that's my job.

Clay

[Last lines of the season] Irish took my grandson

Clay

[on Kip/Half-Sack] He manages to make it through a desert minefield and winds up buying it in a kitchen.

Clay

[to Unser] Benefit of an end date: Nothing more dangerous than a guy who knows he's already dead.

Clay Morrow

[Hands Jax a gun] Two in the back of the head. Quick and painless.

Jax Teller

It ain't easy being king.

Clay Morrow

Yeah...you remember that.

Clay Morrow

I been doing business with the One-Niners for a long time. I always respected our arrangement. I never sold "gun one" to the Mexicans. Now I need for you to show me a little respect, and give me a few more days for delivery.

Don't give a shit about history or respect. This is about business, old man.

Clay Morrow

And I'm telling you, "brother"...giving me some more time? Really smart business.

Clay Morrow

So your boy's not really a team player. I've made several gestures of friendship. He's declined every one.

Wayne Unser

Hale's not interested in friends. He thinks Charming's stuck in 1969...wants to bring it into the 21st century.

Clay Morrow

Hale is a half-bright clerk with a Wyatt Earp complex. Hardly seems like a guy with a vision.

Tig Trager

I gotta tell you something, man. I mean it could be bad.

Clay Morrow

It already is.

Tig Trager

Those two dead Mexicans in the warehouse hole - I was hitting 'em.

Clay Morrow

Jesus Christ. Both of them?

Tig Trager

Oh yeah. Kind of a taco "twofer" thing.

Clay Morrow

Tell me one of them doesn't have a belly full of Tigger juice?

Tig Trager

Afraid they both do.

Clay Morrow

[angrily] You did time, shithead. You're in the DNA database.

Tig Trager

Yeah, I know.

Clay Morrow

Forensics team gets ahold of those bodies...

Tig Trager

[interrupting Clay] I'll go pull 'em out of there.

Clay Morrow

Hale's gonna be watching that warehouse day and night.

Tig Trager

Well, maybe Trammel can sneak me in, you know? He's a county sheriff, he outranks the local P.D., right?

Clay Morrow

Oh, you're just gonna stroll outta there with two dead Mexi whores draped over your shoulders?

Tig Trager

I'll gut them dead bitches. I'll flush their bellies with bleach. No DNA.

Clay Morrow

[looking disturbed] What kinda nasty shit did your momma do to you?

Tig Trager

What do you mean?

Gemma Teller Morrow

Let's go into the photo booth. Come on; let me give you a quick hand job.

Clay Morrow

I already got a picture of that.

Gemma Teller Morrow

This time it'll be my hand.

Clay Morrow

[picks Gemma up over shoulder] Ooo baby, you bad. Bad girl.

Clay Morrow

You think a Son had something to do with that rape?

David Hale

Half of 'em have violent crimes on their rap sheets. Just following logic.

Jax Teller

Wasn't it just last week four Oakland cops were busted for prostitution and rape? Logic tells me we should ask where your dick was at last night.

Clay Morrow

And don't say in your mama.

David Hale

Officers Mann and Fain will be taking your statements. Could take hours.

Clay Morrow

I'm trying to run a business here.

David Hale

We can do it here, at the station house, wherever you want to do it. And don't say, "In your mama".

Elliot Oswald

I want you to find him. You bring him to me first. I'll pay anything you want.

Clay Morrow

Who do you think we are, Elliot?

Elliot Oswald

Oswald's have been in this town a lot longer than SAMCRO. I know what you are.

Clay Morrow

I don't want your money. Nobody comes into my town, and does this to a little girl. We'll find the sick bastard. But, when I deliver him to you, I'm gonna need to know that justice will be served.

[about Gemma] Hey, I gotta admit. Clay's old lady gave me a serious MILF chubby. [notices Clay]…Hey, I brought the car out of the garage. It's clear now…so, uh…

Clay

Clip a truck from Unser's tonight. Make it look like you stole it. Cancer boy wants deniability.

Tig

MILF Chubby?

It's like a compliment, you know? Cause, she's hot.