Chibs Telford quotes from Sons of Anarchy

Jax Teller

Some days you're the Beamer, some days you're the goddamn deer.

Chibs Telford

Some yuppie creamed it out by the streams.

Jax Teller

He run into it or hit a tree while it was giving him head?

How the hell you want me to get it out of there? [Jax gets a chainsaw] Come on. Jesus, man.

Jax Teller

Just pretend its carve your own steak night at The Sizzler.

I don't eat meat, man.

Jax Teller

Figure it out, grunt.

Jax

Kid gets out of the toaster today.

Tig

You get to hold your son?

Chibs

That's great, Jackie boy. Congrats.

Clay

At least we know one good thing's gonna happen today, huh?

Juice

Take him out? That means like kill him?

Chibs

No. I think what it means is dinner and a movie.

Clay

Thoughts?

Chibs

Everybody loves pussy.

Opie

I second that.

Juice

Third it.

Tig

I’m a very big fan of pussy.

Clay

All in favor? Like I gotta ask.

Pussy!

Clay

Looks like we're making movies.

Jax

Chibs, come on. Let's get out of here.

Chibs

You... are not my VP anymore. Nomad.

Chibs

I'm not your errand boy, Jimmy.

Aye, Filip, you are. I banished you, took what's yours. These are the facts. You do as I say.

Chibs

Go to hell, Jimmy.

Have you seen any recent pictures of Kerrianne? She's all Fiona. Gorgeous. Reaching that magical change; tight little curves, breasts popping. Timely, actually. Fiona's look's fading. Can hardly catch an edge anymore. But Kerrianne...the thoughts that enter my brain. Impure, awful, I think. But then I recall, she's not my daughter. So what's the sin? Even if she does call me 'Da'.

Clay

[about Half-Sack] Where's he at?

Chibs

His year's up in about a month.

Clay

How does everyone feel about patching him in?

Chibs

Yeah.

Clay

Half a sack, shitload of balls.

Chibs

Something ain't right. Ate Mexican food last night.

Bobby

Chasing burritos with Jack and James probably didn't help.

Juice Ortiz

I need to know if there's something I can do to earn my way back. I'll do anything, man. Please.

Chibs Telford

If I were you, I'd take that gun, put it in my mouth and pull the trigger.

Chibs Telford

[after Jax kills Greensleeves] That... was a very sloppy suicide.

Jax Teller

Yeah? It worked. He's dead.

Chibs Telford

Aye. What about his junk mate?

Jax Teller

Ah, she ain't gonna remember shit.

Chibs Telford

Shalom.