(flatly) There were crackers in the green room?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
(At Amy's house, Team Sonic is watching TV together.)
WDetective Wombat
Looks like our killer had the necessary...koala-fications!
Wombat's my favorite character in Marsupial Crime Unit. Sure, his digestion's slow, and so are his reflexes, but he always gets his man!
Alright, next up: a Meh Meal for two... (skids to a stop) ...for Amy Rose?
(Sonic knocks on her door, and Amy answers, wearing a coy smile and setting up her living room for a romantic ambiance. Oh, boy...)
Hey, Amy. I got your food for you and...Tommy the Ox? Leroy the Turtle? Lady Goat? Honestly, I don't even care. It's not like it's you and I--
It's for you, Sonic. I thought you'd like a break from work.
'Kay, but I only got a minute.
[Sonic quickly devours his burger.]
'Kay, this was fun. Gotta go, bye!
(Sonic dashes off. Having failed, Amy's exasperated sigh puts out the candles.)
RRobotnik
Ah, Sonic the Hedgehog! Snooping as usual, I see! Seize them!
[Amy commentates herself at a soccer match with the gang]
It all comes down to this one penalty kick. Can the young woman break the glass ceiling and prove once and for all that a female can be just as good an athlete as a male?!
You know, Amy, anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo.
[Sonic, Tails, Amy and Sticks are taken aback by Knuckles's thought-provoking choice of words for a short pause]
What? Just because I'm a meathead doesn't mean I'm not a feminist.
Finally! My matter transporter is finished!
Better do a test run, just to be safe.
I heard Meh Burger removed artificial dyes from their food. Now their patties are naturally gray.
(monotone) Hey, guys!
Tails, what happened?
Is it that obvious? I was hoping no one would notice.
Notice what?
(Tails flies to the cavern containing the trapped Beebots.)
I received your messages, my worker bees. (Shuts off the force field as the Beebots gather) Yes! GATHER! SWARM!! FOR I AM THE KING OF THE BEEBOTS!
(Tails laughs manically as he rallies the Beebots against his friends.)
Tails, what's come over you??
Gone is the useless fox you all once knew! I finally understand my true power! I've become one with the hive! Beebots, ATTACK YOUR CAPTORS!
He splashed mud on me! Why are you booing me?? Grr! (Stands up, causing the citizens to run away)
Who knew all those years of being a total dillweed would rub people the wrong way?
(At a canyon, Eggman waits for an old ally of his as he dashes through and stops upon his presence--Shadow the Hedgehog!)
Shadow, I have a proposition for you...
Find some other pawn, Eggman. I'll never work for you again! Now get out of my sight!
(Eggman sulks away.)
Look at you, celebrating like the game's been won. But this is only the beginning...of the end.
Okay. Kinda cryptic, Shadow. Mind elaborating on that one?
As it turns out, I no longer want my revenge on that lack-wit Eggman. I want revenge on this WHOLE PATHETIC UNIVERSE! So, that's why I took those mustached fools to a secret location.
With both Eggmen in this dimension, a catastrophic anomaly is going to destroy our universe!
Now you're catching on. So long, fools. Forever! (Teleports away)
I must say, I'm not thrilled with the results, but I am impressed with how you managed to save the universe. I'll be back, Sonic. But next time, on my terms! (Teleports away)
Well, I almost caused the end of the world, but it was so worth it! I got great Yolk Capture footage for my video game!
Unfortunately, sir, during the catastrophic anomaly, your evil lair was struck by lightning. It appears that all of your mo-cap files were destroyed.
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