Skins · Season 1
I'm gay, Mr. Kharrel. I always have been.
It's a fucking stupid messed up world. I've got my God. He speaks to me everyday. Somethings I just can't work out so I leave them be, okay? Even if I think they're wrong, because I know someday he'll make me understand. I've got that trust. It's called belief. I'm a lucky man.
Tony you're my best friend, but I really don't know what the fuck you're on about most of the time... do you think that matters?
Sidney, I think on balance... it helps.
Just you and me, sis.
Fucking wanker.
Eff, what are you talking about?
Michelle.
I tried.
No. Wanker.
I said sorry!
Wanker.
Effy. I liked it better when you didn't talk.
[pause] Wanker.
[Dale crashes into Maxxie and they roll together down the hill. Dale kisses Maxxie who eventually pushes him off, and they roll down even more with Dale ending up straddling Maxxie]
Sent them the other way.
Fucking cake. I should've knew it when I saw the hundreds and thousands.
Lemon Drizzle. It's a piece of piss.
Dale, you can't just treat me like shit and then just... just... nah, fuck it.
[Maxxie draws Dale down for another kiss]
[Maxxie's dad Walter walks past Tony, Chris and Jal]
Hello, Tony, Chris, funny name.
I'm never going to be a builder, Dad.
You'll understand this one day kid, you're everything I've got to show for my life and I'm not ready for you to go cause I fucking love you too much. I'm an idiot, I know.
I love you too, Dad.
If I'd just met you Anwar I'd rather slit my wrists than give you one.
That's because you don't give anyone one.
I wanna give Maxxie one.
You can't, he's homosexual.
Bummer.
Eh? What's up with you?
I had a traumatic subdural haematoma with motor and receptive complications.
Are you mental?
Yes.
I'd still give you one.
[In a costume party Michelle, dressed as Princess Leia, has ran into Tony who is dressed as Luke Skywalker and Abigail also as Leia]
Hi, Michelle.
You dressed as Luke. For her.
Well, I guess I... did I?
Tony, you... [walks away]
[Maxxie and Anwar are watching]
You think either of them has actually seen Star Wars? You reckon they know Luke's her brother?
[During a musicial rehearsal]
No. No. No. No. NO! [calmly] No.
[Everyone stops what they're doing. Mr. Gelcart takes out a lighter and sets a paper on fire.]
Do you know what this is? This is MY script and I'm burning it.
And do you know why? Becau--
[The paper is burning like anything]
[shocked and anxious] Does someone wanna give me a hand here, please? Quickly, quickly, thank you.
[Mr. Gelcart puts the paper in a dustbin]
Because you... You know I burnt my fing--
[angered and annoyed] BECAUSE YOU MADE IT SHIT!
[Sketch gets jealous of Maxxie and Michelle kissing and drops a stage light to kill Michelle. Sketch fortunately misses.]
[looking upwards] What the fuck?
It just slipped. Sorry.
[walking over to Sketch] Michelle! Is Chelle OK?
I just gave her some mild stuff to make her vomit. From the look of her waist, I'm sure she's thrown up worse.
[angered] Who the fuck are you?
Do you believe in magic Maxxie? When we kiss--
[angered and raising his voice] I'm gay! Do you understand that?
Look at me! I'm as close to a boy as you can get! You could love me. We could love each other.
[in disbelief] You're fucking crazy!
[Maxxie and Sketch kiss during the performance]
[whispering] Nothing. I felt nothing. You disgust me. [Sketch has a breakdown]
[Sketch has a breakdown. She grabs Maxxie by the arm and slaps him. Everything stops.]
No! That's not how it goes! It's not! It's not!
You think you can fuck my life up and I'll start fancying you? Look at yourself. Stay out of my life.
[While having sex with Sketch]
You mind if I list a complete filmography of Hugh Grant since 1992... to slow things down? Bitter Moon, Remains of the Day, Sirens, Four Weddings, An Awfully Big Adventure... that one was rubbish... The Englishman Who Came Up a Hill and Went Down a Mountain, Nine Months, Sense and Sensibility, Restoration, Extreme Measures, Notting Hill, Mickey Blues Eyes, Small Time Crooks, Bridget Jones... Bridget Jones! I never get as far as About A Boy.
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