Wow, a romantic evening with Rin. It's like a sign from above, like God himself is telling me I should go on a date with him.
Sweetheart, I'm pretty sure I tell you that everyday.
S1 E8Panty Date
You two are ordering the lovey-dovey tropical juice for two? And you're going to share it? I guess you really are on a date! It's only right that I warn you guys that most couples who order that drink end up smooching like crazy afterward!
By any chance are you hungry at all?
How did you know? There's a restaurant here that's gotten some really great reviews.
[At the restaurant]
RERestaurant Employee
The line starts over here.
Wow, it's long.
Hey, don't you worry. I know another delicious place that's a few blocks away.
[At the next restaurant]
It's closed.
Uh, maybe this wasn't it. But I know another one that's even better.
[At the next restaurant]
Out of business.
[to herself] Well, so much for my plan, my back-up plan, and even my back-up back-up plan.
The A/C broke down.
And the repair shop's closed today.
Don't worry Rin, leave it to me. Hit it like this from a 45 degree angle. Yah! Um, the A/C is smoking.
Hit it from a 60 degree angle.
NO!
S1 E9Survival Swimming at the Beach
[Mayumi emerges from the changing room in her swimsuit and the crowd, previously cheering for the preceding girls, falls silent]
Why'd you creeps suddenly have to be so let down when I walked out here?
[after losing her top, Asa jumps onto Rin's back to cover herself]
What's wrong? I get the feeling I might be embarrassing you a little.
Look, the problem isn't whether or not you're embarrassing.
You know you like it.
Will you stop teasing me? Knowing you, you're probably having some fun at my expense.
I wanted to make the best of it. And you? You having fun?
[Asa presses her bare breasts against Rin's back]
Damn it, Asa! Come on. Let's get you onto the shore.
Seriously, you almost gave me a heart attack.
Thanks for your help
It's been so crazy, like I don't think I could handle another pair of breasts today.
Oh, handling breasts? Is that why you snuck off here without us. [Rin turns and sees Sia and Nerine standing there] Isn't that what you said? I took my eyes off you a second and now... I'd like to know exactly what you've been doing since you ran away.
There's no one but us. It's kinda like we're the Adam and Eve of this world.
Oh hey, check it out. It looks like those two are about to start making out.
I didn't think Sia was so far in the lead against the other girls. Wow, this is a big scoop!
Oh-la-la!
[Rin and Sia notice everyone standing nearby]
Uh, Kaede? Nerine? Itsuki? How? Mayumi? Where has everybody been hiding all this time?
What do you mean? That's what we've been wanting to ask you!
You two just vanished all of the sudden and we couldn't figure out where you'd gone. We kept waiting for you to come back but you never did.
I'm beginning to suspect that our daughters aren't very impressed with us.
[distraught] Sia! That's not true, is it?
S1 E10Moonlit Confession
[fighting tears] I guess my little girl is all grown up now. It seems like she was in diapers just the other day. But now she's a woman, and she's going to marry Rin Tsuchimi!
Finally! You two can run but you can't hide from me. [rushes over to the pair to keep them from escaping] Unbelievable!
What do you mean?
Mayumi, what's wrong?
"What's wrong?" Don't play dumb with me. How could you guys keep a huge scoop from me like that? It's so mean. You're going to make it right mister. Since you are the talk of the town right now it's only fitting that you grant your pal Mayumi an exclusive interview. [pretends to hold up a microphone] Mr. Tsuchimi, tell us, what was on your mind when you made your monumental decision? Was it hard? Are you happy? Are you listening?
Hey, like I said before buddy, don't worry. I'll take care of Kaede and Nerine for you. I'm strong enough to handle both those lovely ladies.
Wait, what are you guys talking about?
Oh come on, everyone knows by now. The man who could become a god or a demon has chosen... to be a god.
Hey, you guys are getting married, right?
[surprised] Eh?
[also surprised] What? We are?
[While Asa is on the phone with Rin]
Oh, is that Rin on the phone? It is? Hi Rin! Congratulations! I heard the good news.
Mother!
Ama?
Well, talk to you later Rin, by now.
[Asa hangs up the phone]
Hey, wait a minute, Asa. Hello. Hello? Man, does everybody in town think we're getting married?
Sia, look! Daddy found you the perfect wedding dress! Wear this and the most beautiful bride in all three worlds will be my little girl!
[Sia is clearly pissed. Scene cuts to an intermediary with violent sounds in the background.]
IIntermediary
[written] Kids at home, please wait a moment. We apologize for the regular trouble we cause.
[Cuts back to scene. Eustoma is now buried under a pile of chairs.]
We should talk.
Talk, that just might work.
S1 E11Girls of Summer
[Having accidentally fallen on top of him, Mayumi flashed her panties to Rin. Thinking they'd be even if she saw his underwear, she then tries to forcefully remove his pants.]
Are you guys going to help or are you just going to watch?
[Mayumi looks up and sees Sia, Nerine, Kaede and Primula standing there]
Um, hey, what are you two doing exactly?
[stammering] Uh, well, we were, um... we're playing doctor, that's all.
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