[fighting tears] I guess my little girl is all grown up now. It seems like she was in diapers just the other day. But now she's a woman, and she's going to marry Rin Tsuchimi!
Finally! You two can run but you can't hide from me. [rushes over to the pair to keep them from escaping] Unbelievable!
What do you mean?
Mayumi, what's wrong?
"What's wrong?" Don't play dumb with me. How could you guys keep a huge scoop from me like that? It's so mean. You're going to make it right mister. Since you are the talk of the town right now it's only fitting that you grant your pal Mayumi an exclusive interview. [pretends to hold up a microphone] Mr. Tsuchimi, tell us, what was on your mind when you made your monumental decision? Was it hard? Are you happy? Are you listening?
Hey, like I said before buddy, don't worry. I'll take care of Kaede and Nerine for you. I'm strong enough to handle both those lovely ladies.
Wait, what are you guys talking about?
Oh come on, everyone knows by now. The man who could become a god or a demon has chosen... to be a god.
Hey, you guys are getting married, right?
[surprised] Eh?
[also surprised] What? We are?
[While Asa is on the phone with Rin]
Oh, is that Rin on the phone? It is? Hi Rin! Congratulations! I heard the good news.
Mother!
Ama?
Well, talk to you later Rin, by now.
[Asa hangs up the phone]
Hey, wait a minute, Asa. Hello. Hello? Man, does everybody in town think we're getting married?
Sia, look! Daddy found you the perfect wedding dress! Wear this and the most beautiful bride in all three worlds will be my little girl!
[Sia is clearly pissed. Scene cuts to an intermediary with violent sounds in the background.]
IIntermediary
[written] Kids at home, please wait a moment. We apologize for the regular trouble we cause.
[Cuts back to scene. Eustoma is now buried under a pile of chairs.]
We should talk.
Talk, that just might work.
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