Sia quotes from Shuffle!

Rin

Seriously, you almost gave me a heart attack.

Asa

Thanks for your help

Rin

It's been so crazy, like I don't think I could handle another pair of breasts today.

Sia

Oh, handling breasts? Is that why you snuck off here without us. [Rin turns and sees Sia and Nerine standing there] Isn't that what you said? I took my eyes off you a second and now... I'd like to know exactly what you've been doing since you ran away.

Mayumi

Finally! You two can run but you can't hide from me. [rushes over to the pair to keep them from escaping] Unbelievable!

Rin

What do you mean?

Sia

Mayumi, what's wrong?

Mayumi

"What's wrong?" Don't play dumb with me. How could you guys keep a huge scoop from me like that? It's so mean. You're going to make it right mister. Since you are the talk of the town right now it's only fitting that you grant your pal Mayumi an exclusive interview. [pretends to hold up a microphone] Mr. Tsuchimi, tell us, what was on your mind when you made your monumental decision? Was it hard? Are you happy? Are you listening?

Itsuki

Hey, like I said before buddy, don't worry. I'll take care of Kaede and Nerine for you. I'm strong enough to handle both those lovely ladies.

Rin

Wait, what are you guys talking about?

Itsuki

Oh come on, everyone knows by now. The man who could become a god or a demon has chosen... to be a god.

Mayumi

Hey, you guys are getting married, right?

Rin

[surprised] Eh?

Sia

[also surprised] What? We are?

Eustoma

Sia, look! Daddy found you the perfect wedding dress! Wear this and the most beautiful bride in all three worlds will be my little girl!

[written] Kids at home, please wait a moment. We apologize for the regular trouble we cause.

Eustoma

We should talk.

Sia

Talk, that just might work.

Rin

Are you guys going to help or are you just going to watch?

Sia

Um, hey, what are you two doing exactly?

Mayumi

[stammering] Uh, well, we were, um... we're playing doctor, that's all.

Sia

I found a rhinoceros beetle!

Rin

Wow, at the end of summer too.

Nerine

Aren't you afraid of it?

Sia

No, they're cool. The larva might look gross but they're really nutritious.

Nutritious?

Rin

Don't tell me you eat those things.

Sia

Yeah, why not?

Forbesii

So you actually came? I'm not surprised.

Rin

We're all here to see Primula.

Forbesii

And what if we say no?

Eustoma

You wouldn't dare force you're way past the King of the Gods and the King of the Demons, would you? Well?

Sia

Don't do this father.

Nerine

Rin's not your enemy, he just wants to see Primula.

Kaede

And with all due respect your majesties, you have to let Rin see Rimu.

Eustoma

The last time we tried something like this, the lab was blown to bits. If that happens again they'll be mopping what's left of us off the walls.

Sia

That's gross dad, don't joke around like that.

Forbesii

For once, your father's not joking Sia. This is a very dangerous situation and that's exactly why we did not want you to come.

Kikyou

Unbelievable!

Sia

[surprised] Huh? What's wrong?

Kikyou

As if you don't know. You walked right by him at the store without even saying hello. I can't believe how weak you've become. Makes me sick.

Kikyou

You lost him. Don't waste my time if your not willing to fight for what you want. You think Nerine or any of those tramps are concerned about your feelings? Love is ugly.

Sia

Ugly? What are you saying?

Kikyou

It isn't a right, Sia. To claim love you have to get your hands bloody. You must claw your way to his heart and beat down any competition. And if not, misery's all you'll ever have to curl up next to.

Sia

No, you're wrong. Love requires honesty, love is patient and either he's meant for me or he isn't.

Sia

[in tears] I can't believe you. You're terrible. Why, why did you do that?

Kikyou

Because something had to be done since you were taking forever to make a move. I did you a favor and just made it for you.

Sia

I never asked you to. You shouldn't have done that.

Kikyou

Sorry, I didn't know you were ok with the way things were going. Are you telling me you preferred it that way? Not being able to tell Rin how you feel?

Sia

At least I was happier then. I would have been fine keeping things the same if I knew how today was going to turn out. But now, how am I supposed to face Rin after all this?

Kikyou

There's something wrong with Rin, you threw yourself at him and he wouldn't even kiss you. [pauses] You know, I totally thought things would go so well for you today, Sia. I kept telling myself "Sia deserves this, she deserves to fall in love, she deserves happiness." Guess I was wrong.

Sia

Happiness?

Kikyou

Of course. I mean, you really are in love with Rin, aren't you? So then if you told him that, maybe it would lead to him loving you.

Sia

Just you wait and see. I'm going to work a whole lot harder, okay, so I can become just as attractive as Nerine and Asa.

Rin

Okay.

Kikyou

So you better get ready. I'm going to become the most fantastic woman you've ever met and steal your heart.

Itsuki

That being said, what do you say Kaede, do you want to go on a date with me?

Rin

Here we go.

Kaede

Oh, um thank you Itsuki, but I still have feelings for Rin. I'm sorry.

Itsuki

But he's got a girlfriend.

Kaede

Yeah, that's true, but you see, Asa told me it's okay if I still love him, and I do.

Itsuki

Good for you and Rin. And what about you Nerine? Wanna go out?

Nerine

I'm sorry, I'm sure you're a nice guy and would show me a fine time, but I've got a thing for Rin too.

Itsuki

How about you Sia?

Sia

Thanks, but the world of the Gods is a polygamist society, so I can still have Rin.

Itsuki

Crap.

Asa

I don't think this is what Rin-chan would do.

Sia

But three people naked together?

Asa

You have a point.

Sia

Rin-kun. Let's fire some fireworks together!

Rin

Right, let's compare whose fireworks will last the longest!

Asa

Then the winner will have Rin-chan fulfilling any wish they desire!

Rin

What is this?

Sia

Yay, Rin-kun, I want a kiss from you!

Nerine

I'll definitely not lose!

Kaede

Me neither!

Nerine

We should go somewhere with everyone else during the summer break!

Rin

That sounds good. I think everyone's going to escape having extra lessons this year.

Sia

[off screen] Kyaaa! I think I failed the English test!

Rin

Where should we go? think we have a high chance that everyone's going to escape having extra lessons.

Nerine

Right, I hope so...

Mayumi

[off screen] Kaede! Can you tell me what I should study for tomorrow? I'm definitely getting bad grades on at least two of my exams.

Rin

Well, we'll have a summer next year too...