What the fuck?! Who fixed the drywall?
I don't know.
What's the problem?
Someone fixed the drywall. [Scoffs] Not it.
So that means we're not selling the house, right?
Did you do this?
Did I repair the damage that some dumbfuck did to my kitchen? Yeah.
What's your problem?
My problem? You're the one who's mentally unstable.
What, 'cause I want to sell the house?
Yes! It's driving all of us crazy. I mean, Liam, am I right?
For real. Are we selling the house or not?
No, we're not!
Yes!
This is why I haven't pooped in three days.
Yeah, and I had sex with a gay guy. And now I probably have AIDS. So thanks a lot, Lip.
How is it my fault that you had sex with a gay guy?
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We are not selling the house.
We are selling the house, all right?! Everybody got that?! No more conversations, no more bullshit, we're selling the fuckin' house! Let's go.
You don't have AIDS.
It was unprotected sex.
Still probably don't have AIDS. Everybody's on PrEP.
Well, I'm sure I have something.
Well, syphilis, maybe. Gonorrhea. Lots of that going around.
Oh, my God.
Ah, relax. That's like saying you walked on the beach and you have sand between your toes. Should probably hit a clinic, though.
Really?
Yeah.
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