Hey, Tommy.
Kev. Kermit.
Tommy.
Why are you two sitting so far apart from each other?
Social distancing.
Take a beer, Kev.
Yeah, sure, of course.
[On phone] Okay, call me when you have more. [To Kevin] Elijah from the dispensary doesn't have weed either, Kev.
Shit.
Whole city's run out. Another symptom of economic anxiety: everyone's self-medicating. Why are you two sitting apart?
No reason.
Nothing.
[Quietly to Veronica] I think they're having a fight.
A fight?! About what?!
Saying something under your breath means "keep it quiet."
Hello! I'm here.
Oh, Frank! You gotta use the secret knock.
Oh, sorry. Top of the morning to you. So what you got for me to sample today in the wonderful world of weed, Master Kev, Mistress V? [Sits between Tommy and Kermit] What are... why are you guys sitting so far apart? One of you fart or something?
Just because.
Stop asking.
Jesus, fine. Sit in your own stank, for all I care.
They won't tell us either.
Oh. [Noticing turning display empty] Where are the goods?
Sold out.
Impressive.
But our suppliers are out of product now.
Ever since the 'rona, there's been a rush on weed.
They were not prepared for the demand. Everyone's out.
It's a blessing in disguise. Pot is dangerous.
Amen to that.
[Repeatedly] No... That's impossible. There's no such thing as a rush on weed. It's in abundance.
There's three different dispensaries we use for our product. They're all out.
Dispensaries? You know what kind of a markup they've got? I can get you more product.
Where?
Yeah, illegal shit.
Marijuana's basically just a weed. The government has no more right to regulate it than they do sunflowers.
Or making us wear masks.
Exactly! Don't worry. I can get you more product. We can go in on this together, partners.
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